What’s So Funny?

Have you seen a woman taking pictures of odd things at your local grocery store? That was me. I find things funny. I find things that others don’t always think are funny are funny, like this sentence. I used to hate grocery shopping, but it is becoming so much more of an adventure. It’s not just for groceries anymore…

At first I kind of understood it. Shovels, snow melt and sleds would appear around snow predictions. Spring and summer brought coolers, beach chairs and sun umbrellas. I get it, they must sell or they wouldn’t be taking up space, and the margins are much higher than on foodstuffs. But then, this appeared…
gnome
I sent a quick pick to my darling husband telling him I had found his anniversary gift.

Then this monstrosity arrived at my local store, which, ironically, is how I usually look when I have to go grocery shopping.
horse
The second most amazing thing about this life-sized wooden sculpture was that it was priced at $2,000 (not a typo!) The most amazing thing is that someone actually bought it, that’s a sold sign pinned on him (or her, I never really checked.)

The most recent offering is this, um, emu/ostrich? Emstrich? Osmu? I am not thoroughly versed in oversized fowl:
emu
This beauty can be had for a mere $150. Ironically the identical one right next to it is priced at $100. I would definitely take the $150 one.

Oh, one final purchasing option, a two-fur special:
kangaroo
Mama Kanga and little Roo, everyone needs this, especially for just $400.

Thank you, grocery store, for making the mundane chore of food shopping so much more fun. And for those of you buying these things, seriously, I think there are better things to do with your money…

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About cherichat

No better way to get to know me than by reading my blog. It is much more the truth than you would see in person.
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3 Responses to What’s So Funny?

  1. Cosmo's Mom says:

    I need to find a grocery store like yours. Seems more fun, almost like an adventure.

  2. Robin Gilbert says:

    Must be that fancy Dierberg’s near my Mom’s house! She keeps talking about how great it is!
    After how many years……… I am pretty sick of grocery shopping and I feel the same way the horse does!

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