Monthly Archives: August 2014

I am SO Glamourous

I weirdly look forward to retrieving the mail every day. My heart perks up each time I pull down the door and peer inside, hoping for a throwback to the good old days with a letter (remember those?), or even … Continue reading

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Warriors, Butts and Kitty Cats

As salt brings out the amazing flavors of food, I believe tears bring out the vibrant colors of life. Yep, annus horribilis is the best way to describe 2014 so far. Whine, whine, whine, we all have tough times, suffice … Continue reading

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I Cheated, Please Forgive Me

Dear Anguilla, I owe you a heart-felt apology. I cheated on you. Please forgive me. Her name is St. John. I don’t blame her, she is what she is. I blame myself. I was seduced by the newness of it … Continue reading

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Screw The Toaster

I am technologically challenged… seriously technologically challenged (note basic set up of blog). I can usually turn on and off the TV, unless someone has switched to dvd or something. Is it still called dvd? Is that the same as … Continue reading

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The Agony of Da Feet

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your … Continue reading

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Whirlwind Wild West Adventure

It’s been a whirlwind two weeks on the Wild (and a Bit Wearisome) Wild West Adventure. The tour included eight states, three of which we had never previously visited. Okay, Idaho was somewhat suspect because we were only in that … Continue reading

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