Category Archives: rude people

Bare, Bear and Harry Potter

It’s been a busy few weeks. A lot has happened, and I have found myself saying and hearing things I hope to never give audience to again. My top 10: “Could you please remove your (bare, hairy, smelly) foot from my armrest?” … Continue reading

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Almost as Fun as a Root Canal

Here I stand, hat in hand, balancing on the precipice of 54 years old, asking people young enough to be my children to please give me some consideration as a possible job candidate. After 10 years of running a retail … Continue reading

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Pig in a Poke

Travel is my passion, my hobby and my greatest joy. Planes, trains, cars, boats, feet; give me a destination and I will attempt to get there, somewhere within a day or so of the actual itinerary. Some of my favorite … Continue reading

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Can’t Touch This

We all realize there are many types of subtle maneuverings designed to get us to spend more in retail and service situations. We know that is why we must run the snaky gauntlet of impulse buy crap every time we … Continue reading

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Like a Garage Sale, But Much More Painful

A few years ago, when moving to a new home, we decided to have a garage sale to get rid of household goods that we had outgrown and/or that did not pass the E=MC2 test for lugging across town. Usual … Continue reading

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The Agony of Da Feet

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your … Continue reading

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I know someone who could use a little yoga…

I love yoga.  It gives me the stress relief I need while raising my three rambunctious boys, 50, 19 and 16.  If you are a yoga fan, you know we work and stretch and pull and tremble all for the … Continue reading

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