Tag Archives: 2015

Don’t Let the Door Hit You on Your Way Out

Dear 2015, You, madam, are a sadistic shrew. Oh, I’ll admit you were a worthy opponent. You gave the very worst; sickness, pain and death. You made me cry each and every day, and sometimes made me so sad I … Continue reading

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The Brie and Christmas Cookie Diet

People who handle stress badly tend to do it two ways: they either can’t eat (and I hate you for it and send daggers your way) or they are like me, and comfort with comfort food. 2014 was a very … Continue reading

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Contrarian’s Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions

1. Eat ice cream every day, occasionally for breakfast. 2. Exercise only if it’s fun. Skating, yes! Elliptical? No! 3. Just say “no.” No explanations, no excuses, don’t do it if you don’t want to do it. 4. Stay off … Continue reading

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